Four years ago, before she died, Marge Schott went into her doctor.
"Doctor, I don't know what the problem is babe, but I've been farting all the time. It's not really a problem socially because they don't make any noise and don't smell. I just can't stop farting all the time. In fact, while I've been in here I must have farted at least 20 times."
The doctor nods and gives Marge some pills. "Here take these for two weeks and come see me again when you are done."
So Marge takes the pills and returns two weeks later as instructed.
This time Marge is very angry and extremely upset. "What kind of medicine is this? I'm still farting just as much. They still don't make any noise, but now they stink terribly!"
The doctor nods, "It's alright Mrs. Schott, now that we have your sinuses cleared up, we'll work on your hearing!"
This joke was sent in by Tracy Jones Fan Club member Ruby McHenry from Glendale. Thanks Ruby!
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Chris Henry's father lived alone in Arkansas. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Chris, who used to help him, was in prison.
Chris Henry's father wrote a letter to Chris and mentioned his predicament.
Dear Chris,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you
would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from Chris.
Dear Dad,
"For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried
the GUNS and DRUGS!"
Love, Chris
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers
showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any guns. They
apologized to Chris Henry's father and left. That same day his father received another letter from Chris.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the
circumstances.
Love, Chris
Chris Henry goes to jail for his 2nd dui and possession of drugs
Joke of the Week
Chinese Eye Exam
If you can read this without pulling your eyes back then you are definitely part Oriental. After reading this sign, one must question, if the Chinese tend to have bad eyes why is there such a huge population in China? This is truly one of the world's great unsolved mysteries.
