The Rumor Mill
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You know Tony is thinking: If Johnny tries to slip me some tongue I am going to beat his ass!
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The hottest rumor in the Rumor Mill is that Bill "SEG" Dennison is the cousin of Charles Manson. There are three undeniable facts that are holding this rumor up. First, Bill Dennison has had relatives in Norwood. Second, Charles Manson was born in Norwood, Ohio. Third, they both have that same wild look in their eyes.
This same wild look in their eyes is an undeniable family trait. They both look like they are ready to attack a gazelle running down Montgomery Road through Norwood. This picture is very strong evidence, just look at that look.
Bill Dennison: Part of The Manson Family?
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Is he doing it all for Amelia?
The word on the street is Bill Dennison does not really need glasses. It has been said that he has perfect vision. However, he does have a secret fondness for Amelia Earhart and he did not want people to forget her. He started wearing big huge glasses around in memory of her and has gotten use to them.
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Does Willie Cunningham have any involvement in the mystery death of Bruce Lee?
A grand martial artist was at the Cincinnati Gardens a few years ago and witnessed Willie Cunningham swish 10 free throws in a row from the free throw line with pristine accuracy. He later said, what he witnessed was not just pure accuracy, but pure "deadly" accuracy. He stated that he believed that Willie Cunningham, as a child, was trained by the infamous Master Su Sut Chow from the highlands of China. Su Sut Chow was a master worrier and trainer of guards for the Ming family. This is the same family from the Ming dynasty. There was a falling out with Master Chow and the head of the Ming family. Master Chow escaped and was granted political asylum in the United States. For fear of his safety, the United States government put him in the Witness Protection Program and moved him to Webster Avenue in Deer Park, Ohio. It is here where Willie Cunningham grew up and it is believed that Willie trained under Master Chow and became his prize pupil. The only problem, no one was allowed to know about Willie's special training because it might expose Master Chow. It is this training that has enabled Willie Cunningham to have the inner discipline and athletic ability that he possesses. Willie Cunningham has many records in sports and does not talk about them often. His eye-hand coordination is unmatched. His ability to focus and concentrate is second to none. This ability comes from the training and discipline of Master Chow.
The death of Bruce Lee is very controversial. Many believe that Bruce Lee was given a secret Vulcan pinch 24 hours before he died. This is called something different in Willie Cunningham's mystical martial arts training, but it is something like Spock on Star Trek would do when he wanted to incapacitate an adversary. This death grip comes from ancient China and takes laser like precision to execute. It takes years for an individual to learn. The only individual in the United States with the power and knowledge of this deadly touch was Master Su Sut Chow. It is believed that he taught Willie this power as a little boy growing up in Deer Park. Willie swore as a small child never to reveal this power.
Around 1973 Master Chow, who was 97 years old, was getting homesick and wanted to return home and die in China. He contacted the Ming family and wanted to reconcile their differences. The head of the Ming family wanted Bruce Lee dead because Bruce Lee was exposing all of the Chinese secrets to the West. They agreed to let Master Chow back into China if he would take care of their Bruce Lee problem for them.
It is said, Master Chow agreed and called on his prize pupil Willie Cunningham to execute the order and give Bruce Lee the secret grip.
Here are the questions:
1) Why has Willie Cunningham never addressed this issue?
2) Why does Willie make it a point to not talk about Bruce Lee on his program?
3) Why is Willie so upset about Clinton selling nuclear secrets to the Chinese?
4) Willie holds the state record in Pop-A-Shot, how did he get such quick hands?
5) Where did Willie learn the ability to focus from?
6) Why has Willie never brought up the name of Master Su Sut Chow?
7) How can Willie beat G. Gordon Liddy in a fight without expert training?
8) Where was Willie on or around the date of July 20, 1973, (the day Bruce Lee died)?
9) Does Willie's fascination with China come from his upbringing and Master Chow?
Just what does Willie know about the death grip?
Was Bruce Lee in Willie's death grip crosshairs?
Thank you Seg Dennison. We will never forget.
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Is Kabaka Oba really dead or is this just another shameless stunt from 700 WLW's Promotion Department?
The word on the street is, General Kabaka Oba's death was staged and he is going to return and become a daytime personality on 700 WLW. There has been a Kabaka sighting in the Cheese Cake Factory at the Kenwood Towne Center. WLW has not commented on this rumor, which makes it sound like it may be a WLW stunt in order to help ratings.
Kabaka is the man on the left.
Kabaka is the man on the right.
If you have a Kabaka sighting please email us @ president@tracyjoneonline.com
Letter From the President
The rumor about Marty Brennaman taking time off in order to donate a kidney to a poor black child in Botswana, Africa is believed to be not true. For this I apologize to Franchester Martin Brennaman. From this day henceforth I will check out the rumors more thoroughly before I allow them to be posted on this cutting edge web site. Because of Marty Brennaman's previous selfless contributions to humanity, this rumor was initially believed to be true, our repeated attempts to contact the alleged recipient of Marty's kidney have proven to be fruitless. Therefore, we can not confirm or deny this person even exists. If she does exist we wish her well on her quest, get well soon and Godspeed.
Your President,
James Rothschild
